Billy

Here's my friend Billy. He eats a lot of tuna, thus the mercury poisoning. He gets visibly larger on warm days. He does a lot of acid and thinks the world looks orange. When he was in the army he killed 14 Germans. When he got home from Viet Nam he killed 14 more. He works at a day care center in Akron. I let the air out of his tires once and he blew them back up with his mouth.