My Sausage Hurts

My neuroses have a first name,
it's O-S-C-A-R.
My neuroses have a second name,
it's M-A-Y-E-R.

I like to freak out everyday,
and if you ask me why I'll say,
cause Oscar Mayer has a way,
with n-e-u-r-o-s-e-s.