Paris and Nicky together. Now THERE'S a fun sandwich! Add a little mayo and you're on your way to heaven, Thank The Lord! Come to Hazard, Kentucky, girls, and I'll make you queens! Actually, we have a queen in Hazard, and his name is Norman. I'm having herring in sour cream tonight. I found it at the Hazard Big Lots. Did you know you can buy stuff from all around the world at Big Lots? Sure, most of the expiration dates are before 2002, but them's good eats none the less! Pussy got out in my garden and ate all the collards. Now her feces are all green and mushy. I tried them with some white vinegar. NOT BAD! Those arabs are crazy! I'm waiting for Paris to call me from jail. I'll accept the charges! She called Barbra Walters. It's my turn next. I started a joke, and the whole world's not laughing. My ankle hurts.
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