Wednesday, May 23, 2007

I Gave Pussy A Bath


I think I might be blind because she came like a bursting kernel of popcorn out of the water and attached herself to my face, clawing furiously at my retinas. Now, think about cheese. Who was the first person to say, hey, let's let some milk go rancid and eat it. Don't NASCAR drivers ever get tired of only making left hand turns? Why don't they run races backwards just to change things up a bit? My gout is better today. I think my pencil is out of ink.

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