Did you have a nice Memorial Day? Billy and I went hunting. Normally, you don't want Billy anywhere near a firearm, but after all, it was Memorial Day. We bagged a cow. My sister called and wanted my recipe for corn fritters, so I gave her my recipe for Key Lime pie. A chimpanzee came to my door today and handed me a copy of The Watchtower. Then he threw dung in my face. Tartar sauce good. Mayonaisse bad. At least the mayo I've had sitting out on my kitchen counter since 1992. Can't we all just get along?
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