So this girl here came into the Church today looking for a job. Rev. Dr. Gunne asked if she had any special talents. She said she could fly, so he says, oh really? Let me see. I wonder why God can take away babies, but Bob Barker is still here. I've drank 27 cups of coffee today. YIPPIE. I want a girlfriend. And a pony. Did I tell you that already? Tell you what? Nevermind, I'm just getting confused. I'm also physically vibrating from all that caffeine. Doesn't that girl over there look a little like that dried up old cow in the Boniva commercials? By the way, she can fly. She flew down to Maynard's General store here in Hazard for Rev. Dr. Gunne's cigarettes so fast that she was back before she left. I wonder if she wants a boyfriend?
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